One guy suddenly got up in a plain and said
"hijack"
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*Everybody in the plane put there hands up.Then suddenly***
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Another guy from another side got up and said
"hi...john"
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Pride of KF, The King of Good times:-
After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.
The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .
The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."
The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."
He gets it.
Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"
"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"
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"Oye sardar ji your friend is kissing your wife in your house"
Sardar ji ran towards home and came back saying:"oye you have been fooled....,He is not my friend."
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Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.
Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.
Plane's Pilot: if I drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy
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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."
The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .
The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."
The bartender serves him.
The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."
He gets it.
Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"
"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"
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"Oye sardar ji your friend is kissing your wife in your house"
Sardar ji ran towards home and came back saying:"oye you have been fooled....,He is not my friend."
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Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.
Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.
Plane's Pilot: if I drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy
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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."
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